oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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