I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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