Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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