they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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