i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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