He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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