WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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