I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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