why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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