I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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