her vagine was all disorganized.
I have demons in me.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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