don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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