The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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