I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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