we have officially lost it.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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