tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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