The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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