Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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