i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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