Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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