Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
They have beer where we have blood.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize