You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
my poor anus
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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I need a hoe opinion
go on
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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