"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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