: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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