Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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