I only kidnapped one of them. chill
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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