Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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