Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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