I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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