Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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