if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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