Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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