I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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