I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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