Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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