We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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