Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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