puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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