if i can run in heels then i can drive
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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Hippo gnu deer
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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The air was thick with penises
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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