New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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