He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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