This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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