Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize