Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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