he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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