So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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