Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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