get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Will exercising make me less horny?
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