whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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