I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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